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Jack and the Beanstalk - What a Whopper! Tickets

Jack and the Beanstalk - What a Whopper! Tickets

Charing Cross Theatre, London   Venue info

Running time: TBC

Age Restrictions: This production is recommended for ages 18+

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Because size matters...

Laugh your stockings off to this profoundly silly and staggeringly naughty new adults-only pantomime, from the team behind Sleeping Beauty Takes A Prick
Jack Trott is very poor, very gay and very horny, living with his mum on a dilapidated dairy farm ten miles from the nearest Grindr user. When he sells their beloved cow for a handful of magic beans, his mum throws them in the compost - and they wake up to the biggest, thickest stalk they've ever seen. Is there a giant at the top? And if so... is he all in proportion?

This magical musical adventure is everything a panto should be - just NOT for all the family!

Following his unforgettable performance as Queen Gertrude, the outrageous Matthew Baldwin ("wonderful as ever" - Time Out) returns to play Dame Trott.

OFFER: Was £69.50 Now £50 Saving £19

Valid for performances 23 November - 1 December and 24 - 29 December 2024. Book by 8 December 2024.


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